recovery

Yesterday, I had ureteroscopic lasertripsy of a 12 mm calculus of my right kidney/ureter.

In other words, a lasergun was jammed up my johnson and then used to destroy and remove a large asteroid from the place where it has been excruciating me for some time.

My current status is uncomfortable and irritable, with a side of don't f*** with me.  There's a stent running from my kidney to my bladder, and a string tied to the stent which hangs out of my meatus and is taped to the side of my penis.  This little detail sucks unimaginably.  Morning wood feels like a cheese slicer is being used on my genitals until it goes away-- and the only time urinating doesn't hurt like broken glass is when I'm in the shower under hot water.

But I'm told everything went as planned and I should feel better in a week or two.

Anything is better than kidney pain every time I eat meat.